It asked to be taken seriously. We stitched it anyway.
A burger with an expression that has seen things — angry buns, wild-eyed sesame seeds, and a general air of chaotic fast-food energy in vivid colour on 320gsm cotton fleece. Completely absurd. Technically excellent. Worn exclusively by people with taste and a sense of humour about it.
Precision meets craft. Machine precision embroidery with fine facial expression and condiment detail, hand finished in Dubai for a midnight snack rendered with the same care usually reserved for serious art.
👕 320gsm cotton fleece crewneck · Unisex relaxed fit
⚙️ Machine precision embroidered · Hand finished in Dubai, UAE
📦 Made to order · Ships in 1–3 days
✈️ Free shipping within UAE · AED 189
Perfect for: internet culture fans, quirky gifting, anyone who refuses to be boring